Season 1
Two and a Half Men
2003 - 2004
Episodes (24)
1
Pilot
Season 1, Episode 1 • 2003
2
Big Flappy Bastards
Season 1, Episode 2 • 2003
3
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Season 1, Episode 3 • 2003
4
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Season 1, Episode 4 • 2003
5
Last Thing You Want is to Wind Up with a Hump
Season 1, Episode 5 • 2003
6
Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Season 1, Episode 6 • 2003
7
If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake
Season 1, Episode 7 • 2003
8
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Season 1, Episode 8 • 2003
9
Phase One, Complete
Season 1, Episode 9 • 2003
10
Merry Thanksgiving
Season 1, Episode 10 • 2003
11
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Season 1, Episode 11 • 2003
12
Camel Filters and Pheremones
Season 1, Episode 12 • 2004
13
Sarah Like Puny Alan
Season 1, Episode 13 • 2004
14
I Can't Afford Hyenas
Season 1, Episode 14 • 2004
15
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Season 1, Episode 15 • 2004
16
That Was Saliva, Alan
Season 1, Episode 16 • 2004
17
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Season 1, Episode 17 • 2004
18
An Old Flame With a New Wick
Season 1, Episode 18 • 2004
19
I Remember the Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You
Season 1, Episode 19 • 2004
20
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Season 1, Episode 20 • 2004
21
No Sniffing, No Wowing
Season 1, Episode 21 • 2004
22
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Season 1, Episode 22 • 2004
23
Just Like Buffalo
Season 1, Episode 23 • 2004
24
Can You Feel My Finger?
Season 1, Episode 24 • 2004