Steven Martini

Two couples who do not know each other double book a vacation house in San Diego, and strange events happen where things are not as they appear.

When the matriarch of a family of assassins falls ill, her three children and younger boyfriend fight among themselves to take over her empire.

In peacetime, a major with a lust for war is discharged from the Marine Corps and reduced to training a group of misfit ROTC cadets at a prep school.

Morgan and Jason (Sean Astin and Matthew Lillard) are two of the most ineligible bachelors in town. Budding philosophers, they pride themselves on their resistance to the female art of persuasion. Determined to maintain their single status, they travel the California coast surfing, philosophizing and washing dishes to earn their keep. When a good friend submits to the vows of matrimony, the two truth-seekers reluctantly travel home for an old girlfriend and Morgan meets his match- a leather-clad stripper (Shannon Elizabeth) with a mind as sharp as her stilettos! As both finally fall prey to the temptations of love, they must choose between their principles and their hearts.