Jesse Archer

Fate takes three friends on a road trip from Hollywood to New York with a pit stop at a backwoods bar where a night of horrors is about to begin.

A woman tries to distance herself from her gay friends in an effort to land a straight boyfriend.

Wide-eyed, hunky upstart Adam arrives in Los Angeles from New York, brimming with hope for a career in the movie business. He shacks up with best friend Candy, who is also desperate to get a foot in the Hollywood door. Together they hit the red carpets and cocktail parties to network and score roles.

Hunky writer Markus returns home to find his boyfriend of four years naked with another man. Newly single, he begins waiting tables at a swinging Chelsea hotspot, where the indelible supporting cast of co-workers offers conflicting directions on the off-road map to love and lust in New York City. Peter insists on holding out for "the one," while Marilyn swears by her "dating commandments." Meanwhile, lascivious Luke promises the film its title by delivering firecracker quips on the joys of his sexcapades. He believes that sleeping around is the best medicine for a broken heart. Despite disillusion, Markus falls for gorgeous model Tyler, who doesn't "do relationships" because, "How can you promise to love somebody forever?" Surprising twists and unlikely advice are in wait, but by the end of one unforgettable slutty summer, happily ever after may be just the answer.