Samantha Womack

Arthur Hoyle is a recession hit painter and decorator, having been banned from professional Rugby League. He has two passions in his life: Doreen, his wife and Rugby League. When Arthur hears corrupt manager Reg Welsh boasting about his team, The Cobblers, Arthur bets his life savings that he can train any team to beat them. Any team? Reg selects The Wheatsheaf Arms. They are worse than useless. Arthur realises what he has done. He enlists the help of gym owner Hazel Scott in a desperate attempt to train this team of losers into a finely honed fighting force that will not only save Arthur from humiliation on the field and financial ruin, but the wrath of his wife, Doreen.

After a meteorite crashes, a malevolent alien stalks a college campus and preys upon the students and staff. When law enforcement proves incompetent in their investigation, Professor Ashley Roe must take matters into his own hands.

A former boxer accepts a job as a doorman at a rundown night club, where he and his new mentor must protect themselves against local gangsters.

Four fanatical fans. One cup final. Only one outcome. This hilarious comedy follows the adventures of two down-on-their-luck Liverpool cabbies who will do anything to take their sons to watch their beloved football team play in one of the greatest football clashes of all time - the Champions League Final in Istanbul.