Aurelio Voltaire

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

Forced into retirement, a vengeful former model harbors a dark secret that threatens to be revealed when her new neighbor becomes a bit too nosy.

A charming murderer goes on a bloody cross-country road trip.