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Counterintelligence takes on a new meaning in this barely coherent tale of Hawaiian espionage that takes place on movie sets meant to look like Hawaii. If only superspy “Diamond Head” had infiltrated the script meetings for Code Name: Diamond Head before this deadly pilot from legendary TV producer Quinn Martin was unleashed on an unsuspecting public. Lives could have been saved — at least from boredom. Fortunately for us, Mike, Crow and Tom manage to sneak some really funny wisecracks into the script, not only neutralizing its odor but actually converting this 1977 TV movie into a work of art.